1) I wonder if my little novella will grow up to be a real book like the ones on these shelves one day?
2) If I had a tail, I probably wouldn’t slouch as much when I sit.
3) Would it help if I chased people down in the street?
4) I don’t suppose there’s a way to lose a chunk of weight before anyone shows up, is there?
5) There’s lipstick on my teeth. I just know it. There’s lipstick on my teeth.
6) This is beginning to feel remarkably like that party I gave in junior high.
7) Don’t look at the time. For God’s sake, DO NOT LOOK AT THE TIME!
8 ) Need to ask Vicki Pettersson for some Vegas Show Girl dance tips incorporating holding a book so I can dance on the sidewalk and get people to stop and come in and buy my book.
9) Or even just wave it around a little.
10) The people here are awfully nice. I sure hope I sell some of these suckers.
4 comments:
Except for the Lipstick on my teeth I think this is quite similar to what I felt the first time I had a signing.
Phew! Glad I'm not the only one.
I love it! So cute, especially the tail part.
You had a book signing! How awesome is that!
Yeah, it was cool. If I remember, I'll post some pics today.
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